Guaramons

Anything that is good and/or guaranteed to be good. Deriving from guarans.

Pronounced: Gare - monz

Dude 1: Are we hanging out with KD's tonight?
Dude 2: For guaramons!

by TKE Chi Chapter October 3, 2010

Guacamonut

Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."

Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!

by MCAT Owner 35R November 7, 2010

Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.

Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.

by unitysong April 24, 2006

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

guarans

Slang derived from Molly Addicts meaning definitely, for sure, 100%

Joe: Yo you wanna go to Foster’s Freeze?
Bobby: Yeah it’s all about them banana shakes
Joe: Guarans

by Trip’ September 30, 2017

Guaransheed

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.

"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"

by KG2001 August 4, 2008

garmonsway

One piece of shit

Man that guy is a real garmonsway

by mrsmellwell April 2, 2018