Guaramons

Anything that is good and/or guaranteed to be good. Deriving from guarans.

Pronounced: Gare - monz

Dude 1: Are we hanging out with KD's tonight?
Dude 2: For guaramons!

Guaramons by TKE Chi Chapter October 3, 2010

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Guacamonut

Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."

Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!

Guacamonut by MCAT Owner 35R November 7, 2010

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Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.

Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.

Guaransheed by unitysong April 24, 2006

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guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

guaransheed by The Feight Train June 13, 2008