Guacamonut

Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."

Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!

by MCAT Owner 35R November 7, 2010

guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.

"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial

by Greg B. February 7, 2008

Guacanut

The act of ejaculating onto an advocado covered surface.

Example: Your partners Guacamole mask

Person 1: hey man my girl trixie put on her guacamole mask last night
Person 2: For real? those are real boner killers bro
Person: Nah man it was cool, she let me Guacanut all over her face

by DFFPM July 15, 2019