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Guak guak 2000

The slang meaning for a loud; or audible blowjob
If you don’t get this you need to get off of urban dictionary now.
Jessica wants to give me the guak guak 2000 tonight
Guak guak 2000 by anonymous December 1, 2021
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guala guala 

another insulting name for a spanish person. the reason they use this is because when spanish people talk mad fast all the could hear is guala guala guala.
yo shut the fuck up you fucking guala guala
guala guala by Andrea December 7, 2004

guala guala 

A insulting name for a Dominican person. They say dis cuz when they be talkin mad fast it be
sounding like guala guala.
y u be talkin that guala guala talk
guala guala by Andrea N July 9, 2005

Guak Guak 3000 

I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!
Guak Guak 3000 by 8Peanut7 December 6, 2022

guaca guaca 

When a girl is suckin ur dick and she tries to deepthroat but she cant go all the way so her throat makes a "guaca guaca" sound
"man that girl tried to deepthroat but all i heard was guaca guaca"
guaca guaca by Zimmy098 April 27, 2006

Guada Guada 

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.
1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada
Guada Guada by Joey-O September 16, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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