Grumblewank 

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.

After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.

Grumblewank by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024

grumblecakes 

Delicious snack cake made from steam and sugar. First made by Kevin Grumbles. Rumored to be the dessert of choice for liars and thieves - and those people go to prison. (Just ask The Cheat.)

"I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you say something smart."

grumblecakes by Wubbzy February 19, 2004

Grumblejack 

Any corpulant old man who grunts loudely in public showers, lockerooms and bathrooms. Although not a necesity, the grumblejack's body is usually covered in a think mat of greying hair, and on occasion a mid-sized bling blingaround the neck. Commen pastimes of the grumbljack include grunting loudely in public showers and bathrooms, and walking around naked in lockerrooms, especially in the suana when there are small boys present. The Grumblejack is known for his heavenly scent, which can often be used to lure unwary travelers into hearing range of the loud grunts and grumbles.

"Hey timmy, what's that spledid odor wafting towards use from that shower stall?" "I don't know billy, lets take our cloths off and go find out" "Grunnntt grumble grumble grunnntttt"

Grumblejack by Spenser P September 3, 2004

Grumblejack 

Any overweight man who loudly grunts while doing common tasks, such as walking or dressing oneself. Although not appealing to the eyes, the grumblejack's scent is a little slice of heaven.

Grrnt Grumble Umph Grshdh

Grumblejack by Keith G July 26, 2004

grumblecake 

It's like a little cake, with some like, steam and sugar...

Only liars and theives eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat.

grumblecake by Kevin mpfmmpf May 13, 2005

Grumblecakes 

Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes.And those people go to prison.Just ask The Cheat

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something smart.

Grumblecakes by Hompsar February 18, 2004

grumblecakes 

Kevin Grumbles's specialty.

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something intelligient.
What's that?
You know, a little cake, with some steam and sugar...

grumblecakes by Stiffy March 3, 2004