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Gruff Nuts 

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.
Gruff Nuts by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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Gruff Nuts 

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
Gruff Nuts by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

griff nuts 

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region
Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors
griff nuts by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008
When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women
OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!
Guff nuts by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

Gruffnut 

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.
Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior
Gruffnut by Dave T October 26, 2003

gruffnut 

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus
"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"
gruffnut by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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