Gruda 

descendents of very intelligent ancestors

i wish i was a gruda

Gruda by jaggalagga November 27, 2009

Gruda 

That bitch that camps the corner with a riot shield. Is usallly gay for black dudes likes dick on the but and gives cod a bad name. The reason Hillary almost won and a all round waist of human skin

That gruda joined the lobby again

Gruda by Nordsword November 18, 2016

Grudge Butt 

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.

Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.

Grudge Butt by CodyKodak June 24, 2017

grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”

The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.

grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

Gradarius 

A piece of shit AI artificial learning program to help students learn calculus. Fashioned at Stevens Institute of Technology, but apparently outsourced to Russia according to certain professors and students, this 14 million dollar program will let your perform 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong.

The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.

From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.

Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.

"Oh, did you see ______ wearing that 'Fuck Gradarius' shirt?"
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".

Gradarius by Helsinki1674 September 12, 2020

GruGang

GruGang (Gamers Rise Up Gang) is a movement in which we advocate for all gamers, who are the most oppressed group. Our Leader is Red and our Co-Leaders are Dr.Donk, Marcus, and Yoda.

Our Cause is Just

I'm a member of GruGang!!!

GruGang by ThatsBananas! November 12, 2019

Chunky groda 

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours

Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!

Chunky groda by Faith_roux October 20, 2019