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A very lethargic being that lacks the motivation to move and live. These slow moving organisms remains lifeless most of their days in a coma like stage except during times of feeding and asexual acts. Such a beast often has poor hygiene and is quite un-kept. The lack-luster look of the animal in question gives it the appearance of shit. Failure of possessing personality and charm prevents it from breeding, hence the need for rampant foul sexual on itself. The ability to comprehend simple commands is nullified due to the brain conserving its resources for respiratory purposes.
adj.
After a night of drinking...
"Man, I feel like gruba this morning!"
gruba by Concerned Citizen April 15, 2005
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The 5th or "river" community card in the game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.
I can't believe it! I had him beat until he made that flush on the gruba.
gruba by Just some jagoff September 14, 2005
An individual that has their entire adult life given to them with a silver spoon without really ever working for it, and then proceeds to gloat and remind everyone of their shortcomings...all the while remaining totally ignorant to the hypocrisy of what comes out of its mouth.
"I wish my mom bought me a house so I can act like a gruba and tell people I'm more successful than you."
gruba by Someone with no equity April 23, 2005
Polish for obese when talking about a female.
Ale ona jest gruba !
Wow she is obese !
gruba by elefant October 29, 2006
When your online bestie cranks your shaft in the disabled bathroom stall,and let's your finish in his right shoe to save for later.
Hey Mark would you like me to give you a gruba. Andrew likes my gruba
GRUBA by Wetwillyman May 23, 2024

Groubars 

A term for great lyrics in a song. Either because of innovative wordplay, a great performance or great relevance to the theme of the song.
He’s spitting groubars!

That verse has some great groubars!
Groubars by Carlowitch July 11, 2021

Grub Snake 

A name that is commonly used by the popular youtube commentator xcalizorz(Bruce) to describe a penis
Jensen has an augmented metallic grub snake.
Grub Snake by Marcus Junius Brutus October 25, 2011