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Gotting
Gotting by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020
Grothing
To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
grouting
When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013
grouting tile
When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014
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