The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!
by F Company Bandit April 4, 2011
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Either of two male principals in a civil union.
The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!
by Adam n' Steve November 5, 2004
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one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain
by Michael March 21, 2005
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A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.
You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.
by Kasey Savage December 22, 2017
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Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"
by Unzipped Intentions May 12, 2020
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The act of plucking hairs from around the nipple
Baby, don't mean to be rude, but it's time for a boob groom
by DDouble January 7, 2020
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The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
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