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A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
Goombee by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013
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To describe something that's dirty (person or act).
You're such a goombaya.
That is such a goombaya thing to do.
Goombaya by overduemayo April 29, 2015

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.
Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!
Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

Goomba'd 

When one guy become mario and takes your girl that you wanted, he Goomba'd you.
Chris: Why don't you like Greg?
Alex: I liked a girl name Madison. But Greg came in and Goomba'd me and now they are together. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Goomba'd by saucyweiner December 12, 2016

GOOMBA VISION

When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.
Guy #1: Dude was that a skate video or the Adams Family with so many hands running around that screen.

Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.
GOOMBA VISION by JJTRUELOVE January 17, 2009

Grambush 

Tonight my mother in law showed up a the door and totally grambushed my kids
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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