grocking
grocking by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008
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grocking
(v.)
the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)
the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)
grocking by Don'tbeaDick January 16, 2008
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grocking • Gronking • Glocking • Gocking • Grokking • glocking my cock • goocking • gracking • Groaking • Groccing It
Grocking
Picking up a rock in each hand and then viciously bashing them together on either side of your cock to the effect of masturbating
I found some nicely shaped rocks and decided to have a 7 hour grocking session. After i finished my cock was violently beefing but it was worth it.
Grocking by wilma diccfit February 29, 2024
Glocking
To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
Gronking
Gronking by NUChickens December 17, 2011
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Glocking
A word used to describe the action a man makes whilst receiving oral sex. If the man thrusts deep into the womans mouth this is described as "glocking" due to the choking noise the woman makes.
Glocking by winkywobble27 September 3, 2010
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