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Grinch Finger 

A green, pointy, hairy-looking turd.
" I got up off the toilet and saw a Grinch Finger pointing at me."
Grinch Finger by Mr Stagger Lee January 3, 2017

Grinch Finger 

The penis of a small dog or other animal with long scraggly hair growing forward off of it.
Dude, I was patting your dogs belly & it poked me with it's grinch finger.
Grinch Finger by Little Lucy Lou Who November 17, 2010

Grinch Finger 

A long tuft of protruding pubic hair missed in the shaving process.
Going down on Jane in the dark, I suddenly turned on the light to see what I was putting my mouth on...a grinch finger!
Grinch Finger by Dutchie69 July 23, 2011

Grinch finger 

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.
"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."

grinch's finger 

A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat
Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically

"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"

grinch fingers 

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
grinch fingers by Pete Leg October 18, 2007