Grilling Ham 

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

Grilling Ham by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.

Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*

Gillingham School by mrtechrelated March 13, 2013

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.

Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*

Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019

Gillingham sandhu 

Sandhu is like the God of gillingham he owns the oldest kebab shop in the whole world his kebabs are the pengest munch ever created sandhu himself is the only person who stops gillingham noddy from destroying the universe he doesn't have enough power to kill him outright but can suppress his powers he is like the peace keeper of the universe he is the only pure thing left in this world there is no way to harm this man he is the one true God he only cooks halal as any good man should the beautiful smell of his kebab meat keeps noddy away from his shop it has not been tested but sandhu may have the perfect weapon to end gillingham noddys life by sacrificing one of his peng kebabs to the anti Christ and killing him instantly

Gillingham Sandhu makes peng kebabs bruv am I right

Gillingham sandhu by Bignibs July 3, 2019

Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.

"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"

Gillingham by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021

Gillingham

Where a bunch of chavs hang around and wannabe road men take there shitty Instagram photos thinking there the hardest boys in England. You get the cake face girls that flex there fags and there vodka that they stole. They are too ard. Then you have peacemarsh and wyke where the normal people live:)

“Should we go to Gillingham later?”
“Nah, you might get shanked my the roadmen wannabes”
“Okay g”

Gillingham by truetingsinnitfam November 1, 2019

Gillingham

A place where you will find JS and LH ;)

There’s the best couple in Gillingham

Gillingham by [e-mail] July 31, 2019