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Gretchen Wieners
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
Gretchen Wieners by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019
Related Words
Gretchie • gretchen • Gretcher • gretchel • gretchen weiners • Gretchen Whitmer • Gretchen Wieners • Grethie • gritchie • Ghetchie
Greechies
When you get extremely excited for an event you are looking forward to as an adult, and your body tenses up to the point where you can't talk or move correctly.
As we sat and planned for the party at the lake with my friends, I got the greechies and couldn't talk or move for a few seconds.
Greechies by kasual_dan July 1, 2021
Gretchen
The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!
gritchie
gri-chee. Noun. American South. c. 1980.
The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.
The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.
Nathan tried to look serious, but his wide-toothed gritchie made it obvious he was about to drop a bad pun.
gritchie by Ciudadaist September 8, 2021
Gretchen
If u know her u know her she is always smiling and laughing. She is bold and brave and won’t back down easily. She is loving and caring and cares a lot about her friends and will defend them with all of her heart. also she can put up one hell of an arm wrestle.
Gretchen by R-Man-Dude-Dog November 15, 2019
Gretchen McContent
Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.
I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?
Gretchen McContent by hollandaisedonuts October 21, 2020
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