Gremlosexual 

A parody sexual orientation in which people belong to the LGBT community and are a gremlin.

"My best friend is bisexual, but she's also gremlosexual."

Gremlosexual by whips and dabs and dies June 27, 2019

Gramosexual

Someone who is attracted to another person based on the quality of his or her Instagram presence.

If you really want to ask her out you should upload that picture you took at that party last night. Claire is totally a gramosexual.

Gramosexual by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Gromosexual 

The "gross" homosexuals - the tall anorexic gay guys with bleached blonde hair and no style, the stout, butch lesbians who look (and smell) like truck-drivers.

"ew, wow, that guy is flamier than napalm"

"the emaciated boy-band look is SO 90s. total gromosexual."

Gromosexual by BurberryMistress April 30, 2009