Hacktagger

A hack who manipulates hashtags to their advantage in a dishonest way.

Check out this hacktagger! He says there’s #nofilter on this picture of a bridge when that is clearly at least %50 Lo-Fi.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Cat Idea

When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.

Thanks for talking about Fuzzles for so long, man. I just had an awesome cat idea.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Thumbs Day

When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.

Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Gramosexual

Someone who is attracted to another person based on the quality of his or her Instagram presence.

If you really want to ask her out you should upload that picture you took at that party last night. Claire is totally a gramosexual.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Day Nightmaring

Similar to daydreaming, but instead of thinking about warm happy things you’re probably imagining a dark torture room filled with Eastern European guys named Surgei, or that one date you went on where the guy flossed in the movie theater.

“Snap out of it!”

“Sorry, I watched Saw 3 this weekend and keep Day Nightmaring.”

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016