Gramosexual

Someone who is attracted to another person based on the quality of his or her Instagram presence.

If you really want to ask her out you should upload that picture you took at that party last night. Claire is totally a gramosexual.

Gramosexual by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Grapesexual 

A sexuality that describes the romantic relationship between a wineperson, the one thats gets tasted and his sommelier, the one that tastes his wineperson's body.

Sommelier: I wanna grape harvest your body, GUI
Wineperson: What do you mean?
Sommelier: I'm a grapesexual, now bend over.

Grapesexual by pettounia February 3, 2022

graysexual 

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.

"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."

graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009

Grayasexual 

An umbrella term for someone who is on the asexual spectrum.

It encompasses people who identify strongly with asexuality, but don’t feel like asexual is the most correct word for them. There are many possible definitions and identities under the gray asexual umbrella, but here are some of the most commonly seen ones:
- feels sexual attraction infrequently, of low intensity, to few people, or in specific circumstances
- feels sexual attraction, but has no desire to act on it
- has confusing or ambiguous feelings of sexual attraction
- feels that sexual attraction is not a meaningful concept to them personally

The main thing to remember about gray asexuality is that an individual is allowed to define it any way they choose and that it is a unique orientation. If a gray asexual’s definition doesn’t match up with one of the above, it doesn’t mean their identity is not valid.

Nancy's grayasexual. She's probably not interested in hooking up with you.

Grayasexual by insert my pseudonym here December 29, 2016

Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)

Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!

Gransexual by Justforkix April 12, 2016

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009

grasssexual 

Person Who Wants To Fuck Grass In The Ass

Bro 1. Dude are you Grasssexual?
Bro 2. nah dude
Bro 1. But you were lookin at that grass man

grasssexual by TheMissingToast May 17, 2021