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Greenknight 

A “Greenknight” is someone who is extremely good at clash royale and getting loads of girls at the same time
OH SHII HES A GOOD KNIGHT, DONT LET HIM NEAR YOUR GIRL!!!
He’s a Greenknight, don’t challenge him to a 1v1 I’m Clash Royale!!!!
Greenknight by GKXD April 15, 2022
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Anal Greenlight 

Through active or passive approval, a partner indicates that further advances toward anal intercourse will not be met with resistance. Active greenlight may come in the form of a verbal agreement that anal sex will ensue such as a vocalized "yes" or, in the case that the receiving party is mute, a nodding of the head. Passive greenlight is more commonly observed and relies of the absence of resistance to anal overtures rather than affirmative verbal confirmation.
After successfully placing two fingers in her anus, Robert knew he had the anal greenlight when Lacey did not protest.

Greenlight 

An act of Giving the go-ahead to have someone's ass whooped.
Tim stole Debbie's stash from the drawer when she let him crash on the couch for the night, so her brother Dave called a greenlight on Tim.
Greenlight by Stealyoface April 9, 2016

greenlight 

Mary gave me the greenlight to enter from behind.
greenlight by Johnny West January 31, 2008

greenlight 

The act of putting a hit out on a particular mark or on all members of a rival or seceding gang.
Back in the day La Eme gave the greenlight to Maravilla (but not anymore).
greenlight by doze nuts September 27, 2007

Chinese Greenlight 

It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.

One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*

All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!

permanent greenlight status 

When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS
"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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