A High School in Wilson County, Tennessee, that is home to the fighting pigeons. Green Hill High School’s building is a carbon copy of every single goddamn school in the district, of course the
first building with this design is Mount
Juliet High School. Green Hill students are culturally different from the
MJ students in a few different ways. Green Hill Students enjoy primal activities like stealing toilets, stealing stall doors, lighting trash cans on fire, calling in school shooting threats, and many more. The principle of Green Hill is very comparable to
Adolf Hitler and leaves classrooms bland and soulless just like him. Also the SRO is
bald and may or may not have killed an inmate as a prison guard, while an SRO at MJ has hair, and no positive K/D
ratio. Green Hill students often transfer to MJ to return to civilization, but their culture rubs off and has caused MJ to slowly succumb to the primitive monkey non intellectual ways of Green Hill. While most students in Mount
Juliet are opposed to this behavior, some catch a disease known as “Green Hill Syndrome” which
one has sudden urges to light trash cans on fire in the school restrooms and steal school amenities.
MJ student: Yo, did you see that new kid? He
just came in from Green Hill
High School.
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*
