green grocer

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

by teh744 November 4, 2008

Green Grocer

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)

Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud

by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017

green grocer

a name for a tinny house were one wuld buy hooch or wats commenly known as weed in new zealand

lets go to the green grocer and get sum veges

by bigs July 5, 2004

green grocer

A kid in california named David

David is a green grocer

by taylor November 18, 2003

Green Groceries

A new Corkonian (Cork's in Ireland) definition of Green leaf marijuana.

Do we have any green groceries?

by Smiling Tree October 10, 2005

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 7, 2004