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Green Crape

A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!
"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."

"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."

"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."

"Duuuuuude D':"
by GivinDome(; June 8, 2011
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green carpet

on the phone you would say"hey man got any of thet green carpet?"
by lil miss April 25, 2006
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Magic Green Carpet

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016
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