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Great Gatsby 

The act of Eiffel Towering a girl while cheering a Nattie or Keystone Light. Patented in THE Ohio State University by the bros of 1830. Also some book
Shaf: Did you see that asian chick?
Matt: We'll Great Gatsby that this weekend
Vince: THERE IT IS!!!
Great Gatsby by 1830 Bros January 24, 2011

Great Gatsby 

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.
"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"
Great Gatsby by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

Great Gatsby 

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.
"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"
Great Gatsby by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

drop the great gatsby 

to drop the great gatsby on someone is beat the everliving crap out of them.
"Just give me the word, and I'll drop the Great Gatsby on him."

The Great Gatsby 

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.
"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.
The Great Gatsby by Matt April 25, 2005

The Great Gatsby 

While having sex, at the moment of orgasm, you stare deep into your partners eyes; with a serious face you yell "Old Sport!"
woman: "Oh!?"

man: "OLD SPORT!"

"The Great Gatsby"
The Great Gatsby by Co. Zombie July 14, 2013