Skip to main content

Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
Greasy Cheeseburger mug front
Get the Greasy Cheeseburger mug.
See more merch

greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.
Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

Greasy CheeseBurger

A sexual act done by a severely overweight woman (at least 400lbs) which involves the overweight woman scraping a greasy secretion from the fat rolls and using said grease to give a well lubricated hand job

(Can also be done by a man)
I went on a date with Shauna last night and boy did she give me a surprise… she surprised me with a Greasy CheeseBurger.. it was not what I was expecting… I did not enjoy it
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026