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greasy bag of ogre semen

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An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.
Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

A greasy tone bag. 

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To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
A greasy tone bag. by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Pre-baggin Grease

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Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.
I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

Greasy bagel 

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Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.
My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.
Greasy bagel by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

greaseball 

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derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
greaseball by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

greaseball 

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This originally refers to italians. But generally it can be anyone who does not wash his or her hair.
greaseball by Andrewsky March 5, 2003
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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