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graves road

A road running through Green and Springfield townships in Ross county, Ohio, noted for the incredible trashiness of the inbred, diseased families that live along it. the bane of the Ross County Sheriff's department, charged with keeping the unruly riffraff in line, at least part of the time.
Aunt Chelle: let's go up to Freshour road, score some weed and crack at Eldon's , then go swap kids with some other perverts and orgy it up!."

Colby: "Who on Graves Road will swap kids with scum like us?"

Aunt Chelle: "Aw, any of 'em will if we got dope!"
graves road by icewolf July 19, 2012
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Graves' Rage 

A usually temporary fit of rage to psychosis brought on by high thyroid hormones from Graves' Disease. Because of the hormonal cause, Graves' Rage can strike without warning and last more than 12 hours. People afflicted with bouts of Graves' Rage suffer symptoms of cynicism, anger, sarcasm, emotional hypersensitivity and brutal honesty. Due to the hormone imbalance, these incidents are not usually recognized by the afflicted while they are occurring.
"Wow! Wendy Williams really hates Beyonce"

"No, its just her Graves' Rage"
Graves' Rage by AZGG December 15, 2012

gravestanding 

exploiting a person's death for a self-serving purpose, such as propagating a political agenda, raising money, or garnering attention and social capital.
Nikki: I know Lily just died, and I barely knew her, but she was a part of #PoliticalMovement
Max: Quit fucking gravestanding, Nikki, the body isn't even cold yet.
gravestanding by SmackyTheBeer April 27, 2016

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
Gragas: If there is wine im in!!
Gragas by Grahas June 22, 2016

Grayasexual 

An umbrella term for someone who is on the asexual spectrum.

It encompasses people who identify strongly with asexuality, but don’t feel like asexual is the most correct word for them. There are many possible definitions and identities under the gray asexual umbrella, but here are some of the most commonly seen ones:
- feels sexual attraction infrequently, of low intensity, to few people, or in specific circumstances
- feels sexual attraction, but has no desire to act on it
- has confusing or ambiguous feelings of sexual attraction
- feels that sexual attraction is not a meaningful concept to them personally

The main thing to remember about gray asexuality is that an individual is allowed to define it any way they choose and that it is a unique orientation. If a gray asexual’s definition doesn’t match up with one of the above, it doesn’t mean their identity is not valid.
Nancy's grayasexual. She's probably not interested in hooking up with you.