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The Gratuity 

To Pull only the tip of your penis out showing it to someone else as part of the penis showing game. This results in two kicks in the ass and being made fun of for being a fag to the person getting the gratutiy.
(around a corner) Hey Davy! You want a tip?
Yea sure.
OHHH THE GRATUITY!!!
(While kicking him in the ass) What a fucking meat gazer.
The Gratuity by Pote October 1, 2007

Gratitduty

The act of expressing thanks to others but not really meaning it.

The moral obligation of the higher ups to recognize their workers but in actuality only care about profit or making themselves look good.
"Thank you all for all that you do"
Gratitduty
Gratitduty by Winterfire November 26, 2020

gratuity 

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.
You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!
gratuity by Peter September 25, 2005

Gratitute 

A Fart that your grateful for.
"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."
Gratitute by MachoMing March 24, 2010

gratuity 

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.
I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.
gratuity by Peter August 31, 2005

gratuity 

A gratuity $5.
gratuity by Larstait November 6, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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