Gratitduty

The act of expressing thanks to others but not really meaning it.

The moral obligation of the higher ups to recognize their workers but in actuality only care about profit or making themselves look good.

"Thank you all for all that you do"
Gratitduty

Gratitduty by Winterfire November 26, 2020

Gratitute 

A Fart that your grateful for.

"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."

Gratitute by MachoMing March 24, 2010

Gratituity 

The tip given after a happy ending at a massage parlor.

I was feeling so pleased with the expedience and professionalism with which she handled my sexual needs that I gave her an extra fifty dollar gratituity.

Gratituity by savlen January 10, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008