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Grate the cheese 

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.
"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"
Grate the cheese by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Cheese grate 

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.
Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate
Cheese grate by SWED420 September 26, 2009

Cheese Grate 

In Mixed Martial Arts, when performing a takedown against the cage, pressure is kept against the opponent as they are lifted and slammed back down, their head and any other part of their body against the cage is smashed against it, they are the cheese, the cage is the grater.
Ufc Fan 1:He just dragged him to the ground Hard!
Ufc Fan 2: Yeah he totally cheese grated his face against the cage!
Cheese Grate by RUFCLYDAY August 24, 2010

Grate Your Cheese 

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.
Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.
Grate Your Cheese by P Bear September 9, 2010

Cheese-Grate 

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.
I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!
Cheese-Grate by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

Cheese grate 

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”
Cheese grate by ausdeb June 19, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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