Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Cheese grate

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.

Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate

by SWED420 September 26, 2009

Cheese Grate

In Mixed Martial Arts, when performing a takedown against the cage, pressure is kept against the opponent as they are lifted and slammed back down, their head and any other part of their body against the cage is smashed against it, they are the cheese, the cage is the grater.

Ufc Fan 1:He just dragged him to the ground Hard!
Ufc Fan 2: Yeah he totally cheese grated his face against the cage!

by RUFCLYDAY August 24, 2010

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010

Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021