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Granthony 

The name caused by a relationship between an Anthony and a Grace. Normally a pressured relationship.

Can also be used to refer to two people in a love/hate relation status.
An awesome combination between two polar-oppsites, but the two members of said relationship scarcely exchange conversation unless required or forced by friends and/or peers.
1) 'Dude, my girlfriend and I never talk!'
'LOL, Granthony.'

2) 'It took three years for us to get together, and my girlfriend seems to hate me!'
'LOL, Granthony'

3) 'Dude, Anthony and his girlfriend never talk to each other!'
'It's a Granthony, man. What do you expect?'
'You make a valid point. Well done.'

4) 'Now that Grace and Anthony are together, the legacy of Granthony can live at last!'
Granthony by Megabby November 24, 2011
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Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.
That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!
Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013
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Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.
"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.
Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.
On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.
A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.
Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!
granton by TheDeacon June 19, 2010
A nickname for someone who's name is Anthony and also is gay.
Look! Here comes Gaythony
Gaythony by Jxgra December 27, 2021
of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.

Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.

Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.

A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.

also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....

a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute

a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...

Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......

a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
Granton by the King April 25, 2005