Granola Dick

A lumpy penis typically caused by some form of sexually transmitted infection.

Trent has a granola dick.

Granola Dick by JMGolden December 17, 2014

Grannola Dick 

When the hairs on your dick havent grown in, thus little bumps appear.

Daniel: dude I have a total grannola dick
Josh: Holly shit whats up with that major grannola dick!!!!

Grannola Dick by www.oregon.gov/oda/pest/recert February 4, 2010