Granogurt

A meal consisting of equal parts granola and yogurt, usually bought at a whole food store and eaten by "granolas" "hippies" and the folks that carry their own shopping bags to the store.

granogurt

by wildalaskanbeard October 15, 2009

grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

granturtledent

A person where their personality is as hard and remorseless as a turtle's shell

blaze thee laze is a granturtledent

by Deniel Henderson March 28, 2019

Grogurt

The Term for Semen, specifically with guys names that Start with GR

Damn last night, this bitch sucked me up like a tube of Grogurt

by Mixtape325 September 6, 2023