Definitions by robsh

Grandzoned 

When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "So cute, they could be your grandma", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.

Jadie: "No you`re not ugly, you`re cute, really grannsy"

Johnny: "Fuck i`m grandzoned"

Grandzoned by robsh January 16, 2017