Grandmaybe

The status of a child while waiting on the DNA test results to come back.

Getting off the elevator at the hospital, a man and his wife run into another couple that they know.
Man 1: “Hey, you guys. What are you all doing up here?”
Man 2: “My son’s ex-girlfriend is up here and just had a baby.”
Man 1: “Oh, that’s sweet! I remember when I had my first grandbaby. It was everything!”
Man 2: “Well, the thing is, right now he’s my Grandmaybe.”
Man 1: “Grandmaybe?”
Man 2: “Yes, Grandmaybe. Those two were still fooling around after the breakup, and, you know…”
Man 2: “We’ll know for sure when the DNA test comes back.”

Grandmaybe by World's Best Grampy August 14, 2026

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya 

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008

GRANDMASTER FLASH

Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.

All turntablists today have in some way been influenced by the incredible Grandmaster Flash.

GRANDMASTER FLASH by Marxist April 11, 2004

Houdini Grandmaster 

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.

"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

Houdini Grandmaster by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007

Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.

yo man its Flash throwin it back yall

Grandmaster Flash by AquaGen August 27, 2003

grandmaster flash

Tha king!

"Those White Lines"

grandmaster flash by renos April 5, 2004

grandmaster funk 

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music

joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me

grandmaster funk by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008