Grade Grubber

Someone who feels the need to have a better score than anyone else in the known (and perhaps unknown) universe. If someone gets a higher score, the grade grubber seeks an immediate answer to the question of why s/he does not have the highest, bestest, prettiest score, most colorful star, or brightest happy face sticker, and thus proceeds to not shut up about it for 12 days until the next grade issue arises.

Jenny is a grade grubber.

Grade Grubber by hollyweirdo April 30, 2010

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grade grubber

one who does all he or she can to get a point added to their score; over achiever

boy: "mr. jones, you accidentally marked number 7 wrong when clearly it's correct."

class:"gosh billy don't be such a grade grubber!"

grade grubber by meganiss November 6, 2009

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Grade grubber

Noun. The guy who doesn't shut up about what he got on that quiz, or sets out after an exam to compare grades with others, usually because he knows he did extremely well. motivations include the desire to brag, or the desire to make others feel bad about their own grades.

Them: What did you get on #14? I put C, so I know for sure I got ONE wrong. This is going to bring my exam average down to a 97%.
You: Fuck off, grade grubbers. No one cares

Grade grubber by O Chem October 7, 2008

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grade-grubber

See definition: Korean

Man, that kid is such a grade-grubber!

grade-grubber by ZiggyZ May 12, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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