gozzer

Noun.
A.) A gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
B.) A clean exclamation, meaning "crud", "darn", or "god".

A:)
Boy 1: "Why does that chick keep looking at me?"
Boy 2: "Oh, she's a gozzer, she must think you're hot."
Boy 1: "Sweet!"

B.) After saying something embarassing, you would think "OH MY GOZZER!!" to yourself.

gozzer by GozzerGoddess August 11, 2006

Gozzer

A "gozzer" is one who experiences moments of pure blankness whilst trying to carry out an action. ultimatley failing and then falling into the category of "Gozzer" or they have "Gozzed out"

associated words

Goz monkey
Gozwop
Wizard of Goz
Gozmania

Gozzer examples.

Kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about - GOZZER

Kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, butter, yet no beans - GOZZER

Kelly walks into a wall - GOZZER

Kelly is staring into space, seemingly pondering the world when John asks Kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, "sorry John i was just GOZZING out there for a moment"

Gozzer by Dean_McCluskey August 1, 2007

Gozzer

This was actually a word before the Millennial crew decided it sounded funny and appropriated it. It is the term for the small maggots produced by Greenbottle (fly) eggs.

Yeah I had no luck with the Red or Yellow Coloured Maggots, but the fish are going mad for Gozzers today.

Gozzer by Mong-Jesus November 16, 2021

meat gazzer 

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

meat gazzer by Johnadam May 31, 2006

Gazzerwilly 

Someone who has a famously small willy

Your such a gazzerwilly

Gazzerwilly by Judgegaming July 1, 2018

Gozer 

An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.

Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters

Gozer by Sidmystic September 29, 2003

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

goozer by Yalda December 12, 2006