Noun.
A.) A gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
B.) A clean exclamation, meaning "crud", "darn", or "god".
A:)
Boy 1: "Why does that chick keep looking at me?"
Boy 2: "Oh, she's a gozzer, she must think you're hot."
Boy 1: "Sweet!"

B.) After saying something embarassing, you would think "OH MY GOZZER!!" to yourself.
by GozzerGoddess August 10, 2006
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A "gozzer" is one who experiences moments of pure blankness whilst trying to carry out an action. ultimatley failing and then falling into the category of "Gozzer" or they have "Gozzed out"

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Gozzer examples.

Kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about - GOZZER

Kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, butter, yet no beans - GOZZER

Kelly walks into a wall - GOZZER

Kelly is staring into space, seemingly pondering the world when John asks Kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, "sorry John i was just GOZZING out there for a moment"
by Dean_McCluskey July 2, 2007
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To have a sexual and strong desire to mate with someone in a friend/non-sexual Manner
Honestly, I’m Gozzers for you my guy but like full homo
by Gregory Stanton October 2, 2020
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This was actually a word before the Millennial crew decided it sounded funny and appropriated it. It is the term for the small maggots produced by Greenbottle (fly) eggs.
Yeah I had no luck with the Red or Yellow Coloured Maggots, but the fish are going mad for Gozzers today.
by Mong-Jesus November 16, 2021
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