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got you by the balls 

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.
1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)
got you by the balls by KRHimself November 11, 2004

Got you by the balls 

(Verb) When someone has strong hold over you. Usually controlling your decisions and your life.
Dang bro yo mama don't let you do nothing, she got you by the balls bro.
Got you by the balls by Cumputer November 25, 2015

got you open 

Phrase used to decribe a person in a relationship that is (whipped) or (hooked) on the person they are in the relationship with.
See further uses in examples...
1)You back out of a night to be with the boyz to be with your girl & they reply: "Man... Julie got you open".

2)Back in the day the phrase was "Got your nose wide open."

3)It is also used in rap to describe a lyric, song, rhyme,etc that is dope.
"Dat new DangerDoom CD got me open...I (rock'd)track 7 all day at the (crib).
got you open by CRSTOPHR July 25, 2006

Got You Good Fucker 

1. The act of sending an unexpected picture of your balls to a friend.

2. Roasting the fuck out of one of your friends while they are with you.
1. Hey remember that one time I sent you that ball pic when you were with your girl? Hohohohoho got you good fucker.
Got You Good Fucker by Dugihoes August 21, 2017

got you last no returns 

A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.
As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.

Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.

got you in the pipe 

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)
Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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