Verb: when a group of siblings band together to completely shut down a separate sibling’s career/life. A more extreme version of bullying your sibling. The word comes from when Paul Gosar’s six siblings endorsed his opponent in an Arizona election.
Dude, Paul took the last pop tart. Let’s totally Gosar his election.
Our oldest brother has bullied us for long enough, it’s time to Gosar him: we are going to slip him some laxatives right before his date with his girlfriend.
I’m surprised no one Gosared Donald Trump- he’s a complete asshole: even his brothers hate him.
/Go-sar-ding/ a term for a covert psychological warfare method. To turn people associated with you against you by use of slander, alienation, belittling and forms of mental-cuckolding.
/Gosarding/
Bro: Dude, that bitch and I finally broke up.
Dude: Saw it coming bro, she was straight up bullying you half the time.
Bro: It just sucks because all of our friends hate me now for some reason.
Dude: Probably talking shit bro.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.