Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Gorilla Dumpy

A term the YouTuber "Oompaville" adopted that refers to a big juicy ass.

"Damn, look at that gorilla dumpy."

by OgBigMasDawg November 12, 2020

Gorizon

When there is a Gorilla on the horizon.

Look at that Gorizon!

by ThomasRowe! December 15, 2012

Gorilla-Made

Gorilla-Made
When one holds their on weight no matter what they are up against.
Don’t need anyone holding your hand you stand alone.
Ready to go against anything in life.

LilFifth: Aren’t you afraid to move out to California alone?
Youn-T-Low: Naw Famo I’m

Gorilla-Made....

GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick July 20, 2020

Gorilla Grip Coochie

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.

"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."

by yummmmymyumyyumy March 26, 2020