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Garfield but scary. :3

LORE: A parasite infected Garfield, causing his entire body to be corrupted.
"I can smell you, Jon..." Uttered Gorefield.

He sniffed and sniffed, looking for Jon. Adrenaline rushed in Jon's body... He had no choice but to accept his fate.
Gorefield by grlgenious January 31, 2024

Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.
Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Andrew Garfield 

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.
andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee
Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

The hottest man alive
“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”
Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Russell Garfield Hillman is the MOST kindest people in this world.
He's a bloody actor-brilliant portrayal.
OH AND HE IS A SUPERHERO REAL LIFE

He deserves happiness and love. He was robbed many times they robbed him many oscars and award.

An idol and inspiration for a lot of people.
He's relationship with Emma Stone was the precious thing in the world and the way he loves her.
SO YOU CAN NOT DONT LOVE HIM OR I KICK YOUR ASS UP
"andrew garfield is the best spider-man ever"

"i want a movie of andrew garfield playing the dad of tom holland"

"andrew garfield is hot as fuck"

"YOU KNOW THE ACTOR FROM HACKSAW RIDGE ? Andrew garfield isn't it ?"
HELL YEAH
Andrew Garfield by stonefield April 14, 2018

Garfield Porn 

The hottest porn out there. Includes Jon and Liz sex scene and Garfield fucking some lasagna.
When I watch Garfield Porn I cum in 7.7 seconds
Garfield Porn by HAWkEdx July 15, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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