Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

Gooterize by Ghutz September 17, 2006

Groverize

The act of removing a friend from one's social circle. Often done violently over texts or calls.

Taylor: What happened to Mark?
Gianna: I Groverized him.

Taylor: Oh.

Groverize by King-of-shmee March 2, 2011

goatorize 

The transformation from human to GOAT (Greatest Of All Time).

Conor McGregor started out fighting in low tier MMA events to being goatorized in the UFC.

goatorize by Professor01 June 5, 2020

gooterhead 

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

gooterhead by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

gloomerize 

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

gloomerize by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012

Gutterize 

Verb. To drag down to the lowest common denominator.

Urban Dictionary frequently gutterizes perfectly innocent words.

Gutterize by themelenorianwordsmith May 8, 2018

Uncle Googemizer 

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.

Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.

Uncle Googemizer by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011