Gohnson

Commonly confused with a Johnson, a Gohnson is when you spit on a girls ass and it slides onto the floor.

Person 1: "Hey your bathroom floor is wet"
Person 2: "Yeah I was poppin Gohnsons off my girls ass earlier. "
Person 1: "What the fuck"

Gohnson by schmethan March 17, 2021

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Goonson 

The, as of yet, purely theoretical hole in the gooch. Its existence is however scientifically proven, and not a myth. Said to stimulate intense ecstasy and burning hatred, many a man has whiled away a day searching in vain for that elusive hole.

As he glanced across the room a savage tingling erupted in his goonson. He had thought the night was over and had been ready to leave; in fact, it had only just begun . . .

Goonson by Goony Pete April 27, 2010

gonson 

Related to gunt and guinis, when a man's gut hangs over and covers his johnson.

He tried to whip it out, but his gonson kept him out of jail.

gonson by AndyfromFL April 28, 2010