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I'm gonna blow your head off 

the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

im gonna touch an guitar in your head

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

i'm gonna headbutt ya 

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around
scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*
i'm gonna headbutt ya by raybeez February 14, 2022
a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.
It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

Goonhead 

someone who has an unruly obsession with the 80's teen flick, The Goonies.
Zeke: Is Jason hangin' with us tonite?

Tim: NAw you know him, hes goin with his Friday night tradition and watching that movie the Goonies.

Zeke: Oh what a shame, that kid is such a goonhead
Goonhead by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Goonhead 

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.
Craig, you are a goonhead!
Goonhead by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004