Googlexpert

One who has access to Google there fore believes they have became the foremost expert on anything Google can search. Googlexperts have eliminated the need for Doctors, Lawyers, Scientist or any other formally educated profession.

Average person: I have a headache.

Googlexpert: It is s brain tumor and you will die in 3 weeks.

Avergae person: What!? How do you know, are you a Dr.?

Googleexpert: I don't need a Dr. I looked it up on Google

by SluttyCupcakes February 16, 2012

Googleperving

The act of looking up attractive women on Google.

I am a bit bored, I think I'll do some Googleperving.

by little al cpfc August 21, 2011

Googlespert

A know-it-all individual found in chatrooms and Usenet newsgroups throughout the Internet who is a one-minute expert and authority on any given subject at any given time. According to their own reports, these people usually have IQs in the genius range and are members of Mensa.

John's mention of quantum theory brought a flurry of responses from Googlesperts in the newsgroup.

by Steerforth March 8, 2012

googlespert

when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.

peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.

by hevihitr April 17, 2009

Googlepeting

When you and someone equally lame with the same name, compete at getting your name out there, specifically on Google.

Man, now every time I Google my name, this other fool with the same name pops up on the first 3 searches before mine. That f's up my internet cred by like 70%. This Googlepeting is kicking my ass.

by Alex Mott March 2, 2008