Googlesnarf
Googlesnarf by Maltry June 18, 2011
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Garglesnarf
Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009
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Googlesmart
Any person who gets 99.9 percent of all info from their favorite search engine to look intellegent on talk/chat forums. Most people who are googlesmart tend to post on forums to look like a highly astounding person, but may not be.
Mechanic one: Man that GMracer350 shure knows his stuff about cars...
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldnt spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know alot, but without his computer, hes Googlesmart.
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldnt spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know alot, but without his computer, hes Googlesmart.
Googlesmart by Tommy Jamison October 27, 2006
googlesnark
googlesnark by Crine June 15, 2021
Googlesnapped
I looked up an address in Google Maps and recognized a friend of mine in the street view photo - he's been Googlesnapped.
Googlesnapped by evilclowncandy April 10, 2009
googlesnort
googlesnort by acidbeaver September 22, 2006
Googlesearch Fan
A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
Googlesearch Fan by NowImLost July 18, 2005
Word of the Day on July 24, 2005
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