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Google goggles 

One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.

The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!
Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.
Google goggles by Autumn Mandrake December 28, 2011

Google Goggles 

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
Google Goggles by Philopean September 11, 2006

Google Giggles 

It’s a copy of Tik Tok (it doesn’t exist) that’s been created from the community itself after Netflix created Netflix laughs
Under a cringe video: “Bro got banned from Google giggles💀”
Google Giggles by Napoli Lover March 9, 2023

Google Giggles 

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.
"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."
Google Giggles by Noctone April 7, 2023

Google Giggles 

A phrase popularized on TikTok to denote content seen as cringe or childish. The phrase "Google Giggles" was made up by the community, but was originally used as a way to represent YouTube Shorts (owned by google) which is often seen as promoting cringe content intended for children.
"Wow that TikTok was so cringe."
"Right? Bro probably got banned from Google Giggles."
Google Giggles by heartwren April 20, 2023

Googlegoggles 

When you Google one thing after another to the point where you're glazed over and on subjects that had nothing to do with your starting search, you're wearing Googlegoggles.
Suzy started out Googling "retard" and is now staring at pictures of Yorkshire Terriers. She's got her Googlegoggles on again!
Googlegoggles by RoverWords September 1, 2012
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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