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Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."
by Zimquats July 24, 2010
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Googlexpert

One who has access to Google there fore believes they have became the foremost expert on anything Google can search. Googlexperts have eliminated the need for Doctors, Lawyers, Scientist or any other formally educated profession.
Average person: I have a headache.

Googlexpert: It is s brain tumor and you will die in 3 weeks.

Avergae person: What!? How do you know, are you a Dr.?

Googleexpert: I don't need a Dr. I looked it up on Google
by SluttyCupcakes February 16, 2012
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