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Goofed Up
When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.
The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
Goofed Up by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024
[You done goofed up]
[You done goofed up] by Bitch google gave birth to December 23, 2014
i goofed up bad
i goofed up bad by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
Goomed Up
Goomed Up by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017
Gooked up
Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.
Gooked up by kylesmokes May 18, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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