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The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.
Geodude by The Salt December 17, 2009

Dr. Gooddeal 

A joke nickname given to rapper Flavor Flav by his loving fans.
Jack: why do they call flavor flav "dr. gooddeal"?

DeShaundreniqua: a piece of charcoal that comes with a grill? Sounds like a good deal to me!
Dr. Gooddeal by Blake C. June 28, 2008
A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.
Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
Geodude by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012
Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Geodude, I choose you!
Geodude by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004
the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
"fuck.. another geodude."
geodude by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008
A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
Geodude by Dat Ash January 21, 2013