Gooderment

noun /ˈɡʊd.ər.mənt/
1. The act, process, or result of making things better or higher in quality for society, a community, or humanity.
2. Social or cultural betterment driven by positive, intentional human action.
erived Forms (The Word Family)

• good·er·ize
verb /ˈɡʊd.ər.aɪz/ (past tense: gooderized; present participle: gooderizing)
To actively improve, uplift, or reform something for the public good.

• good·er·men·tal
adjective /ˌɡʊd.ərˈmɛn.təl/
Relating to, promoting, or resulting in the advancement and welfare of society.

good·er·ment·ly
adverb /ˈɡʊd.ər.mənt.li/
In a manner that creates positive change or benefits the community.

• Example: "The neighborhood association dedicated all its funding to the gooderment of the local park system."
• Example: "The non-profit organization hopes to gooderize the city's public transit system by next year."
• Example: "The university introduced a new goodermental policy to offer free tutoring to underprivileged youth."
• Example: "The volunteers worked goodermently through the weekend to clean up the polluted beach."

Gooderment by Mr_Crabs October 1, 2026

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

Gooderesting by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

gooderesting

when you beat the gooderest in a fight, indeed making you the gooderesting

he just beat our boss, he is the gooderesting

gooderesting by the gooderesting person April 24, 2019

Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time

Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012

gopherment 

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents

"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."

gopherment by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

gooderest

Even gooder than gooder, the highest accomplishment available

damn, that not gooder, it's the gooderest

gooderest by Gooderest January 10, 2017