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good story 

Great when used in a sarcastic manner as a put down following someone telling an incredibly dull story.
(boring) person #1: "i went to the shop yesterday and i wanted to get some bread, but they didn't have the bread i liked so i went to a different shop and they didn't have it either so in the end i just got a plain loaf"

person #2: "good story!"
good story by Anne Onymous June 11, 2006
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good story 

sarcastic way to answer up on something you really dont care about.
person 1: i just spent a bunch of money on lawn gnomes, and im going refurnish my house with grey furniture.
person 2: good story bro
good story by onz300 May 24, 2009

good story 

Used to express the knowledge of a complete falsehood on the part of another.
"I schogged your mother last night."
"That's a good story."
good story by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003

Good Story Randles

Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"

Good Story Stan 

When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.
Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"

good story basket 

When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.

Good story Moose 

A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.
Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.

Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”
Good story Moose by Moose’s stories November 29, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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